eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

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thegabbers:

crystallized-teardrops:

sometimes i forget that i’ll have to pay for internet in the future

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cant-you-see-imbroken:

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

a lot actually.

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narcoticq:

 similar here

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Timestamp: 1406616121

narcoticq:

 similar here

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thorki:

acexlove:

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

(Source: attackoncat, via lindsay-not-lohan)

Timestamp: 1406616104

thorki:

acexlove:

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

(Source: attackoncat, via lindsay-not-lohan)

jadehariey:

sukoshibot:

jadehariey:

jadehariey:

What’s the tallest buildings in your city?

THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES 

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I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

(Source: f25analogy, via although)

Timestamp: 1406616010

analghost:

firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike

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