when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party
when my dog had surgery he cried a lot the first night, but he’d stop when i laid down beside him. so i crawled into his cage with him so he’d stop crying and pet him until he fell asleep. i fell asleep with him and when i woke up, that bITCH WAS ON MY BED AND LEFT ME IN THE CAGE
♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫
IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS
oh my god…
"March 4th, the only day that is also a sentence."
I honestly hope Leonardo DiCaprio wins an Oscar so I won’t have to see 50 derivations of the same stupid ass post for the next year.