frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark, via guccigiraffes)

(Source: sologatos, via sarahthebaker)

vein:

I put the pro in procrastination

(Source: bled, via guccigiraffes)

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via godbless-st-cyr)

rneerkat:

“i bet you cant name two structures that can hold water!” “well, dam”

(Source: rneerkat, via unescapable)

trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

(via godbless-st-cyr)

(Source: fenettes, via evincibly)

Timestamp: 1397793032

(Source: fenettes, via evincibly)

kyary:

do you like money?

¥£$

(via tofooo)

louiswtomlinson:

ITS SO PINK WHAT THE HEck

(via whoree-ific)

Timestamp: 1397793028

louiswtomlinson:

ITS SO PINK WHAT THE HEck

(via whoree-ific)

chiisanatantei:

ipoophere:

wait

this speaks to me on an emotional level

(via sarahthebaker)

Timestamp: 1397793022

chiisanatantei:

ipoophere:

wait

this speaks to me on an emotional level

(via sarahthebaker)

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via crystallized-teardrops)

Timestamp: 1397792995

sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via crystallized-teardrops)

lovers-bones:

this is pizza porn

(Source: CHRISTMAD, via guccigiraffes)

Timestamp: 1397792960

lovers-bones:

this is pizza porn

(Source: CHRISTMAD, via guccigiraffes)

havemurcy:

"Sometimes I miss you more than the flowers miss the rain, but others times I remember if I have too much of you I can wither and die too" 

(via guccigiraffes)

magicconchshell:

i require so much attention im worse than a tamagotchi

(via unescapable)

guy:

wow i like u *double taps u like an instagram post*

(Source: guy, via liquidmeth)